A little girl named Mary is called Virgin Mary by her mother. This is a skit.Virgin Mary: Mom, can I go play over Jonny's house?Mother: Sure honey, but be back before dinnertime. ( Mary Leaves ) Dinnertime Rolls Around, and Mary Calls her mother from Jonny's house. Virgin Mary: (on the phone) Mom, Hey. It's Virgin Mary. Can I eat at Jonny's house?Mother: Sure honey, but be back before bedtime. Bedtime Rolls around and mary calls her mom. Virgin Mary: Mom, It's Virgin Mary.Can I sleep over at Jonnys house?Mother: Sure honey, but be back before breakfast. Virgin Mary sleeps over, and breakfast rolls around. Mary calls her mother from Jonny's house.Virgin Mary: Hi mom, It's Mary. Can I eat breakfast at Jonny's house????????
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