Two dwarfs

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel
bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate
rooms.


The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain
physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is
enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of ONE, TWO,
THREE...HUH! all night long.


In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?".


The first whispers back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an
erection".


The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't
even get on the bed!"