One night, a four-year old heard some strange noises in his parent's bedroom, so he gets out of bed to check it out. He enters their room and sees his father on top of his mother.
Pretty confused, he asks them what they were doing. Reckoning there was not a good time for the "flowers and the bees" story, Dad says "Ur, we're, like, making a little brother for you".
The kid gets very upset and leaves the room sobbing "I don't wanna little brooootheeer!"
Next night, same thing, just that Mom was on top of Dad. "What now?", wants the boy to know. Embarrassed, mom says they were making a little sister for him.
"I don't want no little siiiisteeeeer", whimpers the kid, while returning to his bed.
Third night he had the same sleeping problem. This time, in parent's bed, the father was behind the mother, so he just slaps the door very angry, crying "I don't want a doooog!"
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