A husband had always been disdainful of people who, in his estimation, talk too much. Recently he proudly told his wife he'd heard that men use 2200 words a day, while women use 4400. The wife pondered that a moment, then concluded, 'That's because women have to repeat everything they say to their husbands.' He looked up and asked, 'Come again?'
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