There was a alien and a Man at a Bar
The Alien Kept touching the Man and saying zap. The man said stop
The Alien did it again and the man said seriously stop.
The Alien then did it again and the man said if you do it again
I will cut of your dick.
The Alien does it again and the man pulls down his pants, but
there is nothing there and the man said how do you have sex.
The Alien looks at him and says Zap.
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