3 guys are walking down the street when it starts to rain they decide to take shelter in a hotel for the night. The first guy walks into a hotel and askes for a room the hotel manager says "we have no rooms left but you can sleep in the shed but it has a baby in it" the man takes it. The second man walks a bit further to the next hotel ans askes for a room the manager replies " we have no rooms left but you can sleep in the barn but it has someones baby in it. The man takes it. The third guy walks in to the next hotel and askes for a room the manager replies "Ww have no rooms left but you can sleep in the attic but it has 18 ladies i it" The man takes it. The next day the manager goes to the first guy and asks how did u sleep he says "I slept like a log" The second manager asks the next bloke how did u sleep he replied "I seleeped like a baby" The third hotel manager goes into the third guy and asks how did you sleep he replies with "Mate I felt like Greg Norman I did 18 holes in an hour"
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