A little boy asked his mom if he could take a shower with her, she said "Sure just don't look up and don't look down."" So they get in the shower and the boy looked up and said ""mom what are those?"" She said ""Those are my headlights."" Then the boy looked down and asked ""What is that?"" She said ""That is my grass."" Then they get out of the shower and the boy asked his father if he could take a shower with him
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