Bell Ringer Wanted


After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word
through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop
decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the
belfry to begin the screening process.


After observing while several applicants demonstrated their skills, he
decided to call it a day. Just then a lone, armless man approached him and
announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job.


The bishop was incredulous. "You have no arms!"


"No matter," said the man, "observe!" He then began striking the bells with
his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon.


The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced that he had finally found a
suitable replacement for Quasimodo.Suddenly, while rushing forward to strike a
bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to
his death in the street below.


The stunned bishop immediately rushed down the stairways.When he reached the
street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful
music they had heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the
bishop through, one of them asked, "Bishop, who was this man?"


"I don't know his name," the bishop sadly replied, "but his face rings a
bell."

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