8 fun things to do when someone calls your house trying to sell
you something.
1. Ask for their name and pretend you know them and they are
your old High School friend.
2. Ask them a lot about what they are trying to sell you and
waste their time (act like you're interested in buying the
product) and then at the end of the conversation, say that you
don't want it.
3. If you know another language, speak in it.
4. Hang up on them.
5. Tell them you know where they sleep.
6. Try to sell them something.
7. If it's AT&T yell, BELL ATLANTIC IS BETTER!
8. (opposite of #7)
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