School Jokes

School Jokes

The Pet Bird


A woman was thinking about finding a pet to he...

Did You Write This?


A professor asked a student to remain for a fe...

True newspaper clipping


this was an actual news clipping from a paper....

Our Crazy Language


Did you know that "verb" is a noun?
How can yo...

Pilot On Drugs


"Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs"


1...

Lawyers In Court


Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Ass...

5 fun things to do in the school cafiteria


1. start food fights
2. call lunch ladys fat...

School Sweatshirts


A girl goes into the doctor's office for a che...

In Communication With The Office


Four major executives from various countries a...

Morning Rewards


A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to...

Drunk Irish


A man stumbles up to the only other patron in ...

Big hands


TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand an...

First Grade Teacher


A first grade teacher was a die-hard Colorado ...

Rubbing Her The Right Way


A few months after his parents were divorced, ...

Family Stress Test


To score, enter the number that is most approp...

The Truth


At school, a boy is told by a classmate that m...

A young boy is doing poorly in math at public...


A young boy is doing poorly in math at public ...

You know you're a Teacher if...


You think people should be required to get a g...

Medicine vs. Sports


Former college basketball coach Abe Lemmons ma...

Murphy's Laws of Combat...


.. 1. You are not superman.


2. Recoilless r...

Little Johnny


A teacher asks her class, ' If there are 5 bir...

Christmas Punnies!


What do elves learn in school?
The ELF-abet.
...

Jaguar Mix-up


One day during High School Language Arts, the ...

Fun things for professors to do on the first day of class


1. Bring a CPR dummy to class and announce tha...

Arithmetic


TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked y...