School Jokes

School Jokes

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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog"...

Caring husband


The room was full of pregnant women and their ...

Potential Reality


A boy came home from school one day. His fathe...

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?


One goes "CHOO CHOO" and the other goes "SPIT ...

Elephant Man


Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?...

Footballers


why did the soocer teacher give his team light...

Philosophic Anecdotes


An Oxford philosopher was giving a lecture on ...

Smart football player


A High School football coach was putting the t...

Warewolf


Kid: Mom! Everyone at school says I look like ...

Whos your daddy


A certain little girl, when asked her name, wo...

Democrat Pups


One day a teacher announced to her 1st grade c...

Bush says stupid things:


'Are you with us, or are you with the puffins?...

Little Johnny


The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...

Blue berry hill


theres two guys and a gurl at school one guy w...

Alphabet For Homework


One day when jimmy was at school, the teacher ...

Go all the way to Texas


A Brazilian, attending a masquerade Halloween ...

Campus


Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking th...

One Tough Teacher


A school teacher injured his back and had to w...

Teach Thyself


PrincessSuzy writes:My school recently receive...

Why are you home early?


A mother asked her son, Joey, why he was home ...

Not interested!


Q: what do you call a person who keeps talkin...

Strange Computer


For a computer programming class, I sat direct...

At a hockey game you see fast pucks.


Q. What is the difference between a hockey gam...

Researcher


Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher ...

You know?


Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of...