this was an actual news clipping from a paper.
[or at least i think it was]
plane crash in norway
A small two seater plane crashed last night in a cemetary. There were no survivors. Digging ensued during the morining hours so far 837 bodies have been recovered. more is expected as digging goes on during the day...
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