Former college basketball coach Abe Lemmons made the following observations
concerning the differences between doctors and coaches:
Doctors can bury their mistakes -
Coaches still have theirs on scholarships.
Finish last in your league and they call you an idiot -
Finish last in medical school and they call you a doctor.
Just once I'd like to see the win-loss records of doctors right out front
where people can see them: Won ten, Lost three, Tied two.
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