Teacher: When do astronauts eat?
Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At laun...
School Jokes
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a sc...
When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels.
When the school was broken into, the thieves to...
Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber.
Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a bank ro...
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician.
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very ...
Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?
Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I s...
A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad.
A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sent...
Why are you crying Fred?
Why are you crying Fred? asked the teacher. 'Co...
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Se...
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be pai...
Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
Why did the nurse always insist on using the re...
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam re...
Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly!
Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils tha...
'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher.
'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' s...
Why do elephants do well in school ?
Why do elephants do well in school ? Because th...
Teacher:To which family does the elephant belong ?
Teacher:To which family does the elephant belon...
Teacher: Name six wild animals Pupil:Four elephants and two lions !
Teacher: Name six wild animals Pupil:Four eleph...
Teacher: Where would you find an elephant ?
Teacher: Where would you find an elephant ? Pup...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play.
A boy comes home from school and tells his moth...
Where's your pencil, Bud?
Where's your pencil, Bud? the teacher asked an ...
My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.
My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read ...
Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf!
Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewol...
Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?
Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say i...
A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway.
A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, a...
Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear?
Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: ...