School Jokes

School Jokes

Mary arrived home from school covered in spots.

Mary arrived home from school covered in spots....

Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ?

Mother: What do you mean, the school must be ha...

Teacher: Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Teacher: Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?...

The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards.

The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwar...

Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu.

Andy was away from school for 2 days because he...

Father: What did you learn in school today ?

Father: What did you learn in school today ? So...

Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners.

Mum: From now on your going to have free school...

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass...

Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?

Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: Th...

Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a p...

Bill Clinton is visiting a school.

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class...

Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new pr...

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? Th...

Last summer, the President and Mrs.

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton wer...

An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school.

An applicant was being interviewed for admissio...

Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?

Why did the school bully kick the classroom com...

Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.

Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of...

Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer.

Teacher: Look at the state of the school comput...

Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?

Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pu...

What's a moo hoo for grazing school?

What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!

Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.

Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pu...