How do the fish get to school ?
How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !
School Jokes
Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls?
Did you hear about the teacher who was trying t...
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of?
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, wha...
Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?
Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Bec...
What does a Gorilla learn first in school?
What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The ...
What gives a gorilla good taste?
What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in ...
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbo...
What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
What do you call an English teacher, five feet ...
Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.
Janet came home from school and asked her mothe...
Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer.
Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any long...
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Be...
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go t...
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a ...
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St.
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and...
Teacher: What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?
Teacher: What did the Indians bring to the firs...
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !
My teacher reminds me of history She's always r...
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he h...
My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.
My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against a...
Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician?
Why did the teacher decide to become an electri...
Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school.
Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole ...
Delmer: How'd you like the play last night over at the high school?
Delmer: How'd you like the play last night over...
The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five.
The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count...
A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week - for Certs!
A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received...
A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop.
A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended...
I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year.
I was sitting in my science class, when the tea...