Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof?
Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the ...
School Jokes
Who is always your friend at school?
Who is always your friend at school? Your princ...
Keeping it Safe Dad is from the old school, where you keep your money under the mattress only he kept his in the underwear drawer.
Keeping it Safe Dad is from the old school, whe...
Q: Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?
Q: Why didn't the little girl want to leave nur...
Older Brother: Hooray!
Older Brother: Hooray! School's out! I'm free! ...
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.
Finding one of her students making faces at oth...
Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker.
Walking through the hallways at the middle scho...
A seven year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher: Morning Tommy, and why weren't you at school yesterday?
A seven year-old turns up in his classroom one ...
George Bush goes to a primary [elementary] school to talk about the war.
George Bush goes to a primary [elementary] scho...
It is a little-known fact that before becoming a singer, Bing Crosby ran a boarding school for boys in San Antonio, Texas.
It is a little-known fact that before becoming ...
What's the difference between a nail, a screw and a bolt?
What's the difference between a nail, a screw a...
At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze.
At school, I saw my principal walking around in...
Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?
Why didn't the little girl want to leave nurser...
A high-school geometry teacher, started one lesson on triangles by reading a theorem.
A high-school geometry teacher, started one les...
There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers.
There was a little boy who had just learned to ...
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up ...
One day little Johnny went to school.
One day little Johnny went to school. His teach...
Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.
Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a...
Q: Older Brother: Hooray!
Q: Older Brother: Hooray! School's out! I'm fre...
Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?
Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day ...
Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it.
Little Johnny sees that his friend at school ha...
Little Tommy was doing very badly in math.
Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His ...
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation.
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to...
Once there was a little boy that lived in the country.
Once there was a little boy that lived in the c...
A young boy came to Sunday School late.
A young boy came to Sunday School late. His tea...