One day little Johnny went to school. His teacher said they were going to play a game. She would place an object behind her and describe it. The first person to get it got a piece of candy. First she said, The object is red and grows on trees. A kid raised his hand and said an apple the teacher said correct. Then she said, The object is flat and comes in different colors a different kid raises his hand and said it is a notebook! The teacher said correct. Then Johnny said, ooh! ooh! Can I try? The teacher said yes. He stood up and put his hand in his pocket. He said The object is round, hard, and has a head on it. The teacher said JOHNNY! GO TO THE OFFICE!! Johnny said, No it's a quarter!
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