A high-school geometry teacher, started one lesson on triangles by reading a theorem. If an angle is an exterior angle of a triangle, then its measure is greater than the measure of either of its corresponding remote interior angles. He noticed that one student wasn't taking notes and asked him why. Well, he replied sincerely, I'm waiting until you start speaking English.
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