What's the difference between a nail, a screw and a bolt? the woodwork teacher asked Judi, the only girl in the woodwork class during the first day of school. Judi pondered the question for a moment, then replied, Well, I can't rightly say as I know, 'cause I ain't never been 'bolted'.
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