Keeping it Safe Dad is from the old school, where you keep your money under the mattress only he kept his in the underwear drawer.

Keeping it Safe Dad is from the old school, where you keep your money under the mattress only he kept his in the underwear drawer. One day I bought my dad an unusual personal safe a can of spray paint with a false bottom so he could keep his money in the workshop. Later I asked Mom if he was using it. Oh, yes, she replied, he put his money in it the same day. No burglar would think to look on the work shelf! I gloated. They won't have to, my mom replied. He keeps the paint can in his underwear drawer.