Little Johnny goes camping

Little Johnny's Second Grade class is going camping for a class field trip. As nighttime comes, all the children get set up in their tents and get ready to fall asleep. A few hours go by, a storm approaches and thunder begins clapping, and little Johnny can't seem to sleep. Little Johnny gets out of his sleeping bag and wanders over to his teacher's tent. Little Johnny tells his teacher that on stormy nights like this, his mom lets him crawl into bed with her to keep him safe. Little Johnny's teacher thinks for a moment and while she knows it would be inappropriate and possibly viewed as favoritism, she doesn't want little Johnny to be afraid of the storm and lets him come on into her tent. Johnny tells his teacher that his mother sometimes lets him under the covers and snuggle with her because it helps calm him down and asks if his teacher would allow him to do the same. She hesitates but then decides there's nothing wrong with letting Little Johnny under the covers to curl up next to her. The night goes on and Little Johnny is still scared, he tells his teacher that on the worst nights, his mother lets him put his finger in her belly button because it helps soothe him even more. Little Johnny's teacher thinks that this is too much and she should not let a second grader play with her belly button, but the storm is really bad this night and she thinks that maybe it will finally help little Johnny get some sleep, so she allows him. A few minutes pass and little Johnny's teacher jumps up and screams at little Johnny, "Little Johny, STOP! What are you doing? That's not my belly button!" Little Johnny sits in the corner smirking, "That ain't my finger either."