Girl: Dad! I am in love with a boy who lives far away from me. I am in the United States and he lives in the United Kingdom. We met on a dating website, became good friends on FaceBook, had long chats on WhatsApp, he proposed to me on Skype, and now two months of relationship through Viber, I need your blessings and good wishes.
Dad: You know we are in the days of technology, where things are now done electronically so I think you should both get married on twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids from eBay, send them to school through Gmail, and if you get fed up with your husband, auction him online!
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