One I remember from high-school (kids, stay away)

So, there are these two guys and a woman who get stranded on an island.

After a couple of months of trying to escape and learning to survive, they decide to tough it out on the island until someone comes by and rescues them.

With the obvious urges exceedingly present and with their lack of options, they decide to enter into a ménage à trois -- the deal being that the woman will spend one week with one of the men, and then switch.

This goes on for a couple of years, and no one comes to the rescue. They live and prosper on the island until one day, the woman suddenly dies.

Her two lovers, obviously upset at her death, continue to live on the island, still hoping for escape, but with their hope at lengths' end.

The first week after her passing is terrible.

The second week is excruciating.

The third week, one of them breaks down in tears and refuses to speak to the other -- since it's so abysmal.

The fourth week, they have no choice but to bury her.



(Sorry in advance if this is a bit grisly)

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