There's this family with 2 kids and a dog named "Happy" and the kids rarely ever played with Happy, they were always playing Nintendo DS and texting on their phones whenever they got home from school
so the mom said, "Children, you never play with Happy and just play with your games so I'm going to have him put to sleep unless you play with him more and actually take care of him instead of leaving everything to me," They said, "fine," and went about their usual playing games. Then a few weeks later they came home from school and couldn't find Happy and went and asked mom, "Hey, mom, where's Happy? We can't find him anywhere!"
And she said, "Remember? You said it was fine if we put him to sleep?"
and they cried and cried and said, "Oh, we thought you said DADDY!!!!"
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