*Son to Mom: I don't want to go to school today and I'll give you two good reasons. The students hate me and the teachers hate me.*
*Mom to Son: Son, you have to go to school today and I'll give you two good reasons. You are the principal and you're thirty five years old.*
As told to Michael Malice who wrote the book: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jong Il
[Video Interview with Q&A [54:26]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2EBUE4BfQU)
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