Buttermilk pancakes and an orange Popsicle
There once was a man who loved trains more than...
School Jokes
School Joke
Principal: "I've had complaints about you, John...
How does a communist do well in school?
He gets good marx.
Be verbs.
The teacher asked the class to stand one by one...
Wake Up Call
A mother is trying to wake her son up for schoo...
A music teacher is facing the judge in court
After a few minutes, the judge recognises the m...
I was really bad in school.
I failed maths so many times, I can't even count.
The Jewish Kid at the Catholic School
A Jewish family just moved into a new town beca...
What starts with an F and ends with a K?
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having t...
I wanted to major in reverse psychology.
My dream school turned me down.
So I wrote the...
Today on my first day of school someone told me that I must be so excited to be a senior
I said "Right back at you Grandma"
Nort!
Leaving school late one day, a boy rushed home ...
The best joke I've ever heard from a teacher
The final paper is due for a large class at Har...
Why was the origami class cancelled?
The school folded.
There was an inflatable boy...
There was an inflatable boy, and he goes to an ...
A joke I made up in middle school
Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Because Burg...
My maths teacher drew a triangle on a piece of paper.
It had an acute, an obtuse, and a right angle. ...
Breakfast
A teacher asks Johnny, "What did you have for b...
A student visits his teacher man early in the morning
And sits on in a chair. The teacher man looks u...
How I Got My Teacher Fired....
This is a story about how my teacher Mr. H got ...
My maths teacher told me to draw a square. Instead I drew a circle.
He said "That's terrible, go and stand in the c...
I have a similar Russian joke I'll translate to English as best as I can
A son comes home from school with a note from t...
Joke I came up with when I was ten
So a student walks into his classroom early and...
did you hear about the kidnapping at the high school?
It's OK. He woke up.
A little Jewish boy in Catholic school
There was once a little Jewish boy who for the ...