A mother is trying to wake her son up for school, so she yells, "Adam, it's time to wake up for school!" The son grumbles and crawls out of bed, heading for the kitchen. The mother then asks, "Oh, and would you mind taking out the trash?" And he replies, "I might as well while I'm up and at 'em!"
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