School Jokes

School Jokes

Question answer


Where do religious school children practice sp...

Silly Alphabet Joke


One day in school a kid asked his teacher if h...

Your satellite dish payment delays


Your satellite dish payment delays buying scho...

You have flowers planted in


You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture...

Tired and Overworked


For a couple years I've been blaming it on lac...

Homework


TEACHER: Did you do your homework?


PUPIL: No...

You might be a college student if . . .


1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Rame...

Redneck quickies 21


You might be a redneck if...


Your kid takes ...

Student Raise of Grade Form


Dear Professor:______________________________D...

Blonde at school


a blonde comes skipping home from school one d...

Class Picture


A class teacher was trying to persuade her cla...

There is black boy, Malcolm; a white boy,...


There is black boy, Malcolm; a white boy, Jame...

It all adds up!


The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't...

The top 10 most creative ways to get suspended.


10)Kidnap a teacher. Force them to listen to a...

SEASON'S GREETINGS!


The recent announcement that Donner and Blitze...

My Dad's a Lawyer


Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in sc...

His parents had just moved


His parents had just moved to town, and it was...

Cool off


There were 3 men walking in the in the dessert...

Yo mama is so dark


Yo mama so dark she went to night school and w...

Yo mamma


yo mamma so dumb she had bad grades in school

Advice for Yankees Moving South


1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will b...

Girls


99% of the girls are beautiful, remaining 1% o...

Absent minded professors?


A Mississippi professor was at a party and bec...

Brothel parrot


A woman goes to her local pet shop in search o...

Which one?


Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math ...