Religion Jokes

Religion Jokes

Christ did not say "Kill


Christ did not say "Kill trees for Christmas".

Coming to America


One day, the Pope is visiting America and driv...

a Barbie from Santa


A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it...

Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.


Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:
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Scorekeeper


Calvinists believe the game is fixed.


Luther...

Arthritis


A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a b...

Top Ten Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid


10. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stam...

John Paul and Lizzy


The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on ...

Christmas Parrot


A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend fo...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the...

Fly Away!


A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a ...

Nite before Xmas - Net Style!


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thr...

SEASON'S GREETINGS!


The recent announcement that Donner and Blitze...

Between the Holidays


A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells t...

Perfect Couple


There was a perfect man who met a perfect woma...

My wife asked me for one of those sporty 4...


My wife asked me for one of those sporty 4-Whe...

You think that Marlboro is


You think that Marlboro is a cologne.Your best...

25 Ways to Torture Your Roommate at Christmas


1. Claim you were a Christmas tree in your for...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Timex ran Christmas...The holiday would be ...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Apple ran Christmas...It would do everythin...

A Childs View Of A Retirement


After Christmas break, the teacher asked her s...

The Christmas diet song


'Twas the night before Christmas and all round...

Lawyer quickies 4


Q: How do you know when your divorce is gettin...

Redneck quickies 31


You might be a redneck if...


You have to duc...

Santa Claus


Once upon a time there was a perfect woman, an...