Psychiatric Christmas Carols


Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?


Multiple Personality -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are


Dementia -- I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas


Narcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)


Mania -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and... or
Deck the Halls and Spare No Expenses


Borderline Personality -- Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire


Paranoia -- Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me


Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry.
I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll Tell You Why


Depression -- Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia. All is Calm, All is Pretty Lonely


Obsessive Compulsive -- Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock...


Passive Aggressive -- On the First Day of Christmas My Mother
Gave to Me...
(And Then Took it All Away)

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