A nerdy sysadmin joke for today
Why do programmers think Halloween's the same a...
Religion Jokes
So a while back the Pope went on a visit...
to a city. He was trying to get across town wit...
Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?
Because they can't find three wise men and a vi...
Why has the pope never won a gold medal?
Because he always came in a little behind.
Father, what causes arthritis?
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bu...
Seasonal joke I wrote (in Spanish)
I'm a native English speaker, and I wrote this ...
A man dies and gets to the pearly gates
At the pearly gates he is greeted by St. Peter ...
A man goes to China for a business trip November...
... And the hotel that he stays at is rather cl...
A man is sitting on a plane next to the pope...
The pope was working on a crossword puzzle and ...
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a stree...
Time to pun-ish you all!
A rope walked into a bar. The bartender looked ...
THINGS I LEARNED LIVIN' IN LOUISIANA Enjoy!
1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the...
What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells
I hate myself a little for this...
What did the boy with no hands get for Christma...
A Kentucky Fried Chicken lobbyist meets with the Pope.
He offers a donation of ten million dollars to ...
A list of hilarious ambiguous headlines
All of these are from http://www.fun-with-words...
Warm Milk
In a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mothe...
A lawyer and the pope die at the same time and go to heaven...
The pope is first and meets St. Peter at the ga...
A priest , a rabbi and the Pope walk into a bar...
the bartender says "Is this some kinda joke?
Mall Santa
A Mall Santa is asking kids what they want for ...
Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25
A small church became infested with rabbits...
A small church became infested with rabbits. Pe...
My 89 year old Grandpa told me this one tonight... An elderly man bought his wife a Christmas present
An elderly man was trying to figure out what to...
"Santa Claus"
A girl is sitting at the edge of a tall buildin...