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His Limo Driver
The pope is visiting the US, at the airport a h...
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What causes arthritis?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a...
My neighbor
My aboriginal neighbour was telling me he got h...
Nescafe and the Pope
Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the P...
Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome...
...One held a Cross in front of him; the other ...
What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?
Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it y...
So a man gets on a plane...
...he finds his seat and realizes he's sitting ...
The new Pope got Bird flu...
...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals.
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On a limo driver's first day at work...
He was commisioned to drive the Pope to the air...
Do you know what the kid with no hands got for Christmas?
Me neither. He couldn't open his presents.
What is the difference between the Pope and acne?
Acme doesn't come on to your face until after 13.
What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?
Presence.
Someone call for a religious joke
A Daoist monk, a Father, and a Priest talking a...
A Higgs Boson walks into the Vatican...
A Higgs Boson walks into the Vatican.
Pope Fran...
The new Pope
So now that the new Pope is Argentinian they ma...
I heard the Vatican was making a movie. The name?
Pope Fiction
So I heard a new Pope was elected today...
His wife and kids must be so proud!
After weeks of speculation that the new pope would be black...
...alter boys at the Vatican are letting out a ...