What do ISIS want for Christmas?
Turkey, apparently.
Religion Jokes
What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?
White Christmas.
It took me just 30 minutes to get the Christmas tree up yesterday...
It took surgeons 4 hours to get it back out again.
Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?
Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
Obama supporters are like Christmas lights...
Half of them don't work and the other half aren...
Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?
Because his bread was stollen!!!
Why Christmas is like a job day?
You do all the work but the big fat man in suit...
A Pope and a Jewish Accountant die...
So a Jewish accountant and the Pope die at the ...
Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
My sister is gifting me some rain forest this Christmas...
Is it possible to hire some local loggers or wi...
Topical Jokes for 11/23
(for best results, read in the voice of your fa...
It was Christmas day.....
and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked t...
What does a Jew do to make them love Christmas?
Install a parking meter on the roof.
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...
but there were problems everywhere. Four of his...
A catholic comedian was a big fan of John Paul II when he was pope...
and it was his lifelong dream to make the pope ...
Why does Santa never visit Jewish families on Christmas?
Jew's houses dont have chimneys, they already f...
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
"Thanks, I'll never part with it."
Barack Obama has a long one, George Bush has a short one, Lorde doesn't have one and Pope Francis doesn't use his...
Last names. What were you expecting?
Cemetery Plot for Christmas
One Christmas time, an elderly woman opens her ...
101 Ways To Annoy People-Misc Joke
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the...