How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents…
Religion Jokes
How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet.
How man...
Christmas gift
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it'...
A man goes to buy a Christmas Tree...
... After the salesman rings him up and helps h...
Original Tree Pun =D
There was a tree in the backyard of the house I...
So the pope coes to New York...
and flags a taxi. The taxi is extremely suprise...
My wife and I were walking down the street.
My wife and I were walking down the street when...
How did the angel get on top of the christmas tree?
So one year, Santa was having a bad time of it....
the papal visit
the pope visited Glasgow during his visit he we...
I just bought a Christmas tree and my buddy asked, "Are you going to put that up yourself?"
I replied, "No, I was thinking the living room."
The Shiny Watch of Jimmy
Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand n...
Did you hear about the time Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas?
He said it was the most violent book he'd ever ...
The man who knew everyone
A friend of mine named Larry once told me, aro...
My son wants a bb gun for Christmas
I told him I'l give it my best shot
How did Darth Vader know what Luke would get for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
The pope decides to take a drive
Pope wakes up one morning and decides he wants ...
Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
I suffer from terrible insomnia
But on the bright side it's only three more sle...
Have you ever heard the story of how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree?
Once upon a time, three days before Christmas m...
What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
...Baaaaaahumbug
Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?
Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!