For Christmas my wife wanted something that went from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds.
So I bought her a scale.
Religion Jokes
The Unknown Celebrity
The Pope travels to America. Upon arriving in A...
I was going to buy my friend a bottle of water for Christmas.
And then I realized, that would be tasteless.
I guess if your a meth head
You've only got one sleep until Christmas
Question about a song:
Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing he...
Pope gets a lesson
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a stre...
I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas...
...it's not her main present - just a stocking ...
Daddy, why do we put an angel at the top of the Christmas tree?
It was Christmas Eve and Santa was working over...
Christmas tree's for single mom's
Just big enough for her to carry by herself
Father, what causes arthritis?
A drunken man who smelled of whiskey sat down o...
I hope I get a watch for Christmas!
Because there's no present like the time.
A Christmas Wish
Little Johnny wrote a letter to Santa,
Dear Sa...
What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?
"All I want for christmas is yeux"
What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
The Pope has the bird flu.
He got it from his cardinals.
Going to the middle east for Christmas
Because Christmas is da bomb there...
Came up ...
I wonder if the Pope has any pets...
Yeah they are called altar boys.
What does ISIS want for Christmas?
Turkey, apparently.
My house is the only one on our street with Christmas lights up
I guess the rest of the neighbours are a bunch ...
It was Christmastime, and everyone was feeling merry..
..so she went home.
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I know it works b...
What do ISIS want for Christmas?
Turkey, apparently.