So a Jewish accountant and the Pope die at the same time, and arrive at the pearly gates simultaneously. So St. Peter takes the two of them to where they will be staying for the rest of eternity. Peter leads the accountant to a huge palace, with dames and a heavenly garden. He then leads the Pope to a little shack. The Pope says, "After all of my life's dedication, I get this?" And St. Peter says, "Your Holiness, we have many Popes up here, but this is the first Jewish accountant!"
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