Don't worry if you are spending the Christmas all alone
because everyone will eventually die xD
Religion Jokes
I remember the Christmas my son got me my first DVD.
It was a rental...6 days overdue. And we didn...
What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? (as told by my first grade daughter)
They both have Sandy Claws.
BOOM!
Contest! The Three Funniest Jew Jokes get a free Christmas hat [US & Canada Only]
We're jews over at Rally Flip Cap and we think ...
A years worth of jokes
Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...
What's the best gift you can buy at Christmas?
A broken drum, you can't beat it.
Christmas Jokes!
Saw these Christmas one-liners. If everyone is ...
How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan was getting for christmas?
He felt his presents.
Seasonal Star Wars joke
> **Darth Vader**: Luke, I know what you're get...
Santa was having a really bad day....
Everything was going wrong. The elves were look...
So i've heard that christmas is cancelled this year...
... Joseph confessed everything.
Rednecks at the Pearly Gates
Three rednecks in Arkansas are out drinking an...
List of the shortest books
1. The Australian Book of Foreplay.
2. Contrac...
Santa is visiting the local mall...
And an eight year old girl is sitting on his la...
Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year and it's down...
Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?
Because he's a bad wrapper
Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product...
...and call it "Jingle Bell Rock."
A riddle for today
A riddle for today
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a...
My wife said she wanted a divorce for Christmas.
I told her I did not want to spend that much.
My father?
There was a young woman who had never known her...