It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve.
Get out of here Steve.
Religion Jokes
What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
This year for Christmas, I asked for a new pair of scissors....
My old pair just wasn't cutting it!!!
Chris Rea came to my garden centre today...
...he bought a driving gnome for Christmas.
So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up!
It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas.
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
Do You Hear what I Hear?
What is the flatulent fat guy's favorite song after his gf dumped him during Christmas?
Last Christmas I gave you my fart
A man on a hunt for the "perfect" Christmas gift
A man is on the hunt for the "perfect" Christma...
I wanted a sweater for Christmas...
But instead I got a screamer and a moaner
What's the difference between Christmas and the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot?
At Christmas, there's a nip in the air.
You could call today "Christmas Adam"
Because Adam came before Eve.
All Pedro wanted was weeweechu
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "He...
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?
Christmas Adam
What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
My wife is so moody at Christmas,
I blame the festive period.
I made up a Christmas joke today!
Santa and his reindeer crash and land in the mo...
How does NASA organize their Christmas party?
They planet
Christmas Jokes
Q: Why was Missis Claus mad last night?
A: Sa...
If you love Christmas so much...
*Why don't you merry it?*
What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?
A year in prison if there's any justice.
I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.
It's not her main present, just a stocking filler
For Christmas I asked for the best looking person around
The next morning I woke up in a box
What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?
Getting a N64 now