What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves.
Just kidding, he hasn't gotten the bo...
Religion Jokes
What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?
A Barbecue.
Christmas crackers are just full ...
Why was the man allergic to Christmas?
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves.
Just kidding, he hasn't gotten the box...
This year I got my wife the Baking Bible for Christmas
because last year I got her the Baking Quran, w...
As told to me by my dad who smokes a lot
Did the disappointed smoker get everything he w...
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve
They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it...
A North Pole story of Christmas traditions
It was not shaping up to be a Merry Christmas a...
How the angel got on top of the Christmas tree
It had been a horrible Christmas season...Santa...
It's 364 days until christmas.
And people already have their lights up!
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
A man went to the hospital on Christmas Eve...
A single man who lived alone went to the hospit...
I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas
Instead I got a sweater.
What do you call an Elf that sings?
A wrapper!
Merry Christmas.
I hope you got ...
Where is the 'L' in christmas?
There is noel
what did a crab say to another crab on christmas
hey sandy claws
This Christmas I got a new car for my wife.
I thought it was a great trade.
Everyone keeps saying Marry Christmas to me...
I'm so confused. Who's this Christmas girl and ...
what did the black boys dad do for him for christmas
nothing, he had no presence
I bought my Dad a cheap dictionary for Christmas.
He couldn't find the right words to thank me.
Jewish
If a Jew celebrates christmas they're only Jewish.
A couple are walking through St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve
They feel a slight precipitation.
The man sa...
My Mum saw me naked this morning
Guess now she knows what she's getting for Chri...