Two Jewish brothers go to see the Pope...
This was the last joke told by my great grandfa...
Religion Jokes
Sick days
For some reason when I get sick it always happe...
What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?
A Total TreeCull.
Basically, on the evenin...
I thought I was getting a car for christmas...
turns out all I got was a toy Yoda
Just moved into a new house two weeks after Christmas
Every house in my neighborhood already has thei...
A couple split up over Christmas cause the man wanted a Playstation...
Instead he got an ex-box
Christmas joke! (A little late I know)
Three men die on Christmas Day. They get to the...
Heard this one over Christmas, I can only apologise.
Back in the pre-glasnost days a Russian couple ...
Over Christmas, my Mexican friend told me why they have the tradition of making tamales instead of other traditional foods.
It's so they have something to unwrap.
What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to m...
Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit...
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas eve
They feel a slight precipitation.
"It's rainin...
My friend just got a pool table for Christmas so he gave me a call inviting me around for a pool tournament with the boys.
I said thanks for the invite but I prefer to po...
Joe knows everyione
Joe and Paul entered a bar and everyone at the ...
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs!
Got this from a joke book m...
All I got for Christmas was a pack of sticky cards.
It was difficult to deal with.
They're making a Christmas edition of The Human Centipede
It's called The Human Santapede
Lindt have done well this Christmas
They've made a killing
What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?
He made them Batman.
What's the best part about being a meth addict?
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
Yoda tells a joke at the annual Christmas party.
Why was five afraid of seven? Because Six Seven...
What did the turkey eat for Christmas?
Nothing, it was already stuffed!
What did the sea say to the shore?
Nothing, he just waved.
Christmas crackers ar...
Miss Piggy was arrested for smoking weed.
When the cops asked her what she was thinking s...