It had been a horrible Christmas season...Santa was crazy busy...then on Christmas eve the elves went on strike...Santa had to load all the gifts on his sleigh by himself...he climbed aboard and yelled out "on Dasher & Prancer, Comet & Blizzen" only to have his team take off without him...without the elves, no one had harnessed the reindeer to his sleigh..so Santa had to chase them over the globe...it was almost dawn when he had all of them harnessed & took off, hoping he'd make it to all his stops....just then an angel flew up to the sleigh "Santa, Santa where do you want me to put the Christmas tree?"
And that, boys and girls, is how the angel hot on the top of the tree!
A Very Merry Christmas to ya'll. ..
May the magic of the season fill your heart with love....
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