A Skywalker family christmas.
Cooh cuhh...
Luke...
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I know wha...
Religion Jokes
2 village idiots are walking...
...in the woods in December. They spend long ho...
Religion and squirrels
There were four churches and a synagogue in a s...
CHRISTMAS BONUS
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kis...
what did the boy with no arms an no legs get for Christmas?
what did the boy with no arms an no legs get fo...
KFC Calls Pope
After watching sales falling off for three stra...
What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?
A Headphone
Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?
new gloves for the cold days
what did stevie wonder say when he recieved a cheese grater for Christmas?
it was the most violent book he had ever read
Everybody knows Bubba
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You kn...
Please help little Billy Evans.
My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick litt...
Some musician related jokes
Why can't a clarinet player keep a girlfriend? ...
What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
Billy
Why did Billy fall from the swing?
> Because ...
A couple walked home on Christmas Eve in Soviet Russia when the weather turned bad
The wife said, "it's snowing!"
"No dear, it's ...
What did the boy with no hands get for christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got....
The Queen Elizabeth doesn't have one. The Pope has one, yet he does not use it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, and Brad Pitt's...
Dead baby joke
What's the difference between a dead baby and m...
Did you know Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for christmas?
He said it was the best book he's ever read
Did you know the pope really loves cats?
He's a real catholic.