Relationships Jokes

Relationships Jokes

Others Before Me?


The morning after an all-night honeymoon extra...

Bad lover


One day a husband said to his wife "Since I fi...

Too Big For Me


A couple was celebrating their 25th anniversar...

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do


"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do..."
(especially wh...

Parenthood Tests


MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and...

Wild Rambling Rose


I took a very classy and absolutely gorgeous l...

A quote on marriage


Marriage is an institution--but who wants to l...

The government cuts costs


The following conversation took place one morn...

Cure For Unemployment


"So you think you could end all unemployment, ...

Upgrade to Wife 1.0


Dear Tech Support:


I am desperate for some ...

Waking Grumpy


Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe you...

Too good to be true


A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out ...

A quote on marriage


I had some words with my wife, and she had som...

Top 10 Things I'm Sick of Hearing about my Wedding


10. How are the wedding plans going?


9. Are ...

A quote on marriage


Bachelor: the only man who has never told his ...

Always Come Prepared


A man and his wife were going on a cruise for ...

Fun tonight


Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. ...

A quote on marriage


Second marriage is the triumph of hope over ex...

Sleeping Around


Mary and Betty were friends that worked in the...

A quote on marriage


Marriage is an institution in which a man lose...

Off The Field


A woman called in a repairman to fix her telev...

Tim


Husband returned home late and his wife had to...

Jewelry


Mrs. Squiffy decided to have her portrait pain...

Is it you


A man came home from a business trip. He went ...

Nag Nag Nag!


A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it ...