Husband returned home late and his wife had to hide her lover in a wardrobe.
So the lover wakes up at night butt-naked, puts on a fur-coat and crawls to the
exit. The husband wakes up too, and says:
- Hey, what are you?
- I'm a moth.
- And where are you carrying that fur coat?
- I'm gonna eat it at home!
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