Wild Rambling Rose

I took a very classy and absolutely gorgeous lady on our first date the
other evening. We had dinner at a very nice restaurant and went to a stage
show afterwards. We were getting along fabulously and as the time came to
part I drove her to her house and walked her to her front door.


Being a gentleman I thanked her for her company, saying she was so
beautiful she reminded me of a wild rambling rose. She thanked me for the
compliment and we parted, but not before we arranged to see each other the
following evening.


I arrived at her house the next evening as arranged, walked to and knocked
on her front door. She came to the door, opened it and punched me right in
the mouth.


Somewhat surprised as one would expect, I asked her what had caused her to
do that?


She replied, "After you dropped me home last night I was very flattered by
the compliment you gave me and looked up wild rambling rose in my
encyclopedia. It said that they did not perform well in bed but when tied
to a fence or wall, rooted very well."