10. How are the wedding plans going?
9. Are you nervous yet?
8. Has she sobered up?
7. I heard you got married last week.
6. Is it a big wedding?
5. I TOLD YOU TO TAKE OUT THE #&@^% GARBAGE YOU #&^#%$*@!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY THE #%@& I AGREED TO MARRY A (*^&@&^ LIKE YOU!!!
4. OK. I'll up the offer to $5000, just please don't marry into our family.
3. ....and the cost for that will be ....
2. I'm sorry... this credit card isn't being accepted.
1. Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
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