Relationships Jokes

Relationships Jokes

Turned out to be good after all


My boyfriend was grounded so he couldn�t do an...

Bad Thoughts


A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding a...

Why are Married Women Heavier?


Q: Why are married women heavier than single w...

Caught in the act


A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, wa...

My daughter is your reward


Once there was a millionaire, who collected li...

Pack for Fishing Trip


A man called his wife from work one Friday aft...

Shizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


go up to Kyle Orr and ask if he ate wood.


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I just needed to use your car


After shopping for most of the day, a couple r...

40th Birthday


A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wi...

An old lady


An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a...

Super models


Over drinks one evening two gentleman were hav...

Bill Gates' Marriage


Q: What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on the...

Only one foot


There was this rich family, they only had one ...

Who wears the pants


Jack was going to get married to Jill, so his ...

20 year anniversary


A woman awakes during the night to find that h...

A quote on marriage


The difference between marriage and death? De...

The guide to wife translations


The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wan...

Ribbons for snoring


Ribbons for Snoring


A woman walks into a res...

Painting


A woman decided to have her portrait painted. ...

My little brother is a real pain.


Fred: My little brother is a real pain.
Harry...

A quote on marriage


Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of ...

Honey


A man is recently separated from his wife, and...

Losing interest


How does a woman know when her husband is losi...

Two Cannibals


First Cannibal: "I really don't like my mother...

Death-Bed


An old man, who had lived a long a prosperous ...