A man called his wife from work one Friday afternoon and told
her to pack his bags for a fishing trip. He told her that he and
some guys from work were going fishing for the weekend. "Pack
some clothes, get out my fishing poles and tackle box, and don't
forget my blue silk pajamas," he explained to her. The wife
agreed and when he got home he picked up his stuff and said
goodbye.
Sunday night the man returned home and his wife asked, "How was
your fishing trip?" The man responded, "It was great but you
forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas!" "No I didn't," she
replied, "I put them in your tackle box!"
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