A man is recently separated from his wife, and gets drunk. It's the dead of winter and he staggers to their house and starts pounding on the door.
After about fifteen minutes, she finally opens a window and asks what he wants.
"Honey! I'm half froze, can't I stay here tonight?"
"Yes, of course. I thought you wanted to come in!"
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